Thursday, June 09, 2005

I Am Gay

okay, im not. but as someone who has given off that vibe (partially due to my strange affinity for Mariah Carey, Colin Farrell and Carrie Bradshaw), I would like to ask- so, what if i am? Would you treat me differently? assuming you love me (and if you know me, you probably do), would you deny me the right to see my boyfriend (enrique iglesias) in the hospital, on his deathbed (knock on wood)? would you deny me access to his millions that anna kournikova (bitch!) has a chance at? what if i really loved him and didnt just want his half latin, half filipino hands all over me 24/7 (uncomfortable? this is for you)?

i mean considering that being gay is NOT a choice, and therefore i have "always been gay", would you think differently of me? of the memories we have shared? of the times we have debated who's hotter, angelina jolie or brad pitt (wait, umm)? and for you dumbfucks who think being gay is something someone chooses to be, die. as if someone would actively seek discrimination in school, the workplace, at home. as if someone rejoices in the fact that idiot fuckers snicker and gossip about them to their face and behind their back. imagine living a life where everything someone does to you is clouded by the lingering question of homophobia.

and to all the fuckers at UCLA who are being educated by some of the greatest, most liberal minds in america and still dare to write the school newspaper about how you believe marriage between two people of the same gender is stupid and a direct assault on community, try replacing 'gay' with bigotry and intolerance. and to you religious crazies who are offended by being called homophobic but simultaneously label gays as morally weak and subordinate, go to hell! and while we're at it, Ratzinger- bad call announcing that gays, prochoicers and politicians who support feminist issues as minions of the devil- you're wrong (i want to say something worse, but am still afraid ill be hit by a thunder bolt. damn you catholic school. damn you!)- your god is not my God.

yes, im very angry. read into it all you like, but i just hate people who are so fucking intolerant. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. you cant step on or discriminate against people who are different than you, weaker than you, or foreign to you. i also find that great hypocrisy can be found in what you say that i'd more easily forgive in someone who is not a fucking asshole, prick!

fine, keep your traditional values, your economic conservatism, your distaste for ethnic foods. BUT DO NOT FUCK UP SOMEONES LIFE by limiting their rights, perpetuating the idea that who they are is wrong and that they should be ashamed.

you know what? realize that you can't back yourself up with anything that is not laced with racist, ignorant bullshit. so fuck you one last time and forever.

some of the greatest people youll ever meet are gay. they also know about the best clubs.

i am also a champion of children, the homeless, women and dr. pepper.

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sheila and ro are the best.

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my dad offered me a copied dvd of the paris hilton sex tape.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

je'taime baby, je'taime

2:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if only you were gay ~~
there'd be no heterosexual tension between us
you'd be my best friend
i would'nt be afraid to let you in

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you mean, you're not gay?

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's deep...

...and you're gonna be my roommate in 2 months...crazy.

10:48 PM  
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